What’s that? You’ve never heard of this pop darling? Well, calling her a darling would be an example of me, using the term VERY loosely.

            I’m not sure what she’s really like, but here’s what Ke$ha is like to the public eye and why that makes her highly annoying. First of all, look at her name. The fact that there’s a dollar sign in place of the letter S doesn’t even make sense. It’s annoying to look at, especially if you’re an obsessive grammarian, which we all know I am. Then, let’s take a look at her songs. I’m not sure if she has many popular ones other than “Tik Tok”, but that is a terrible, terrible song. Girls are supposed to feel empowered to be more than party-goers, and that’s exactly what Ke$ha is promoting. The magazines also printed that she’s a high school dropout, so I guess it’s become acceptable for young girls to want to “get crunk” (or whatever the slang is now- I don’t know) and drop out of high school, despite an alleged high SAT score? I don’t think so.

            Also, I read in another magazine (one who studies annoying things must read the teen magazines for the best results) that Ke$ha was a stalker in high school. She wrote this super emo song about this boy who didn’t give a shit about her, and we’re supposed to think that obsessive stalking is okay, too? Yeah, I know this makes me kind of hypocritical because during my first year of high school, I pretty much followed around this boy (his name rhymes with Schmince), but that doesn’t make it right! Stalking is annoying!

            Ke$ha sucks. But that boy she stalked doesn’t know about it.