As implied many times already throughout this book, I am a major Harry Potter fan. If I could major in Weasley family history, I totally would. But even fans like me can agree that Emma Watson did an annoying job at portraying Hermione Granger in the first film.

            First of all, that thing she did with her nose and her eyebrows made her seem like she was a fussy caterpillar. And she’d open her mouth like she was trying to catch flies. My theory is that she finally did catch a few flies, because by the time Chamber of Secrets came out, she didn’t open her mouth so wide. Probably because the flies laid eggs, hindering her from over annunciating.

            You probably think I’m bitter because Rupert Grint (who I am still half-convinced is going to walk up to me one day and ask me to marry him) doesn’t know I exist, and that’s partially true. But what’s mostly true is the fact that Watson was annoying in this film, to the point where you want to smack the perpetual yawn off of her face. Hermione Granger herself is incredibly bothersome (insufferable know-it-all), so Watson did her job by being annoying.

            That doesn’t all of a sudden make her tolerable to watch, however.