MOVIETICKETS.COM COMMERCIALS

            Okay, I’ll tell you something, Hugh Hefner’s latest girlfriend and Rob Dierdeck. No one really believes that you have that much trouble getting tickets for the movies. And you want to know another secret? Neither does anyone else.

            Seriously, the movies are never sold out (unless it is Harry Potter- then every f’ing ticket must be sold out to prove to me that Harry is given the respect he deserves), and no one dwells on the fact that there won’t be tickets. Plus, these people doing these commercials have connections. Do you really expect us to believe it’s a daring feat for you to buy tickets to see New in Town? Because we don’t.

            And Pregnant Woman, Dweeby Husband, Mother-in-Law, and Desperate Cop, you weren’t doing much either. Especially because if that woman is ready to burst, she shouldn’t be going out to the movies in the first place. Also, the cop’s fake Slurpee is pretty insulting to Slurpee lovers everywhere. The acting sucks, and everything about one of these commercials is annoying. These are possible more annoying than those freaking paper bag puppets they used to show for Fandango.

            “Celebrities”, I don’t feel bad that you, for whatever reason couldn’t get a ticket to see a shitty movie. If there’s anyone I feel bad for in these commercials, it’s that lonely old guy who chases the movie trolley, but doesn’t make it.

            And even he is annoying.