October 2010
18 posts
THE WAY WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHELL GAS...
BP. It’s so hot right now. But I, unlike the rest of the world, am not going to be complaining about the BP gas station. Instead, I am going to write this very brief expose on why Shell gas station is very annoying.
It’s not the gas station itself, because that’s just like any other type of gas station (except for the fact that it didn’t cause a gigantic oil spill). Instead, it’s the...
ABBREVIATIONS WHILE TEXTING
As stated before, I am an obsessive grammarian. I make it one of my top joys in life. Like most young people, I do have a cell phone, and I do pay for unlimited text messaging. Most of the time, I only text my best friend, but at times, I am subjected to text other people. And this is what I get.
Wat pg wuz it 4 da bio hmwk?
Immediately, I’m frightened. I stand up and check...
Let's Get This Straight
I’m a girl.
I don’t have a picture because I have yet to find the perfect one.
My best friends are someone who really needs to get herself on Tumblr and mentalstability.
I am obsessed with music.
There are many things that I find annoying. If I offend you, please remember, it’s all for show. I realize we all have our likes and dislikes, and I’m not going to personally...
happy 70th birthday, john lennon.
THE WAY YOU NEVER KNOW THE PATERNITY ON A SOAP...
Summer is my favorite time of year. Is it because I don’t have to deal with high school boys and their unrequited love? Partially. But mostly, it’s because I get to catch up on my soaps. Days of Our Lives, One Life to Live, General Hospital… I love that shit. What I don’t love about that shit? The fact that without fail, every time a woman gets pregnant, you never know whose baby it...
DRIVERS TRAINING INSTRUCTORS
We’ve all had them. And how many of us can say they had one who wasn’t creepy or annoying? I don’t think any of us can.
Think about it. They’re always middle-aged men who have nothing better to do with their time than teach high school sophomores how to operate a murder machine. And they do it for hours at a time!
Also, you have to remember just how freakish they are....
KE$HA
What’s that? You’ve never heard of this pop darling? Well, calling her a darling would be an example of me, using the term VERY loosely.
I’m not sure what she’s really like, but here’s what Ke$ha is like to the public eye and why that makes her highly annoying. First of all, look at her name. The fact that there’s a dollar sign in place of the letter S doesn’t even make sense. It’s...
THE SEALS ON CDs
I know he’s going to deny this, but when I asked my dad to help me open my Lizzie McGuire CD, he got all pissed and said we’d have to move to Ireland to avoid the seals on CDs. Now, I’m unsure if they’re free from those seals in Ireland, but one thing I do know? The seals on the top of the CDs are annoying.
You can never get them off. Never. It literally takes about two and a half...
EMMA WATSON IN THE FIRST HARRY POTTER MOVIE
As implied many times already throughout this book, I am a major Harry Potter fan. If I could major in Weasley family history, I totally would. But even fans like me can agree that Emma Watson did an annoying job at portraying Hermione Granger in the first film.
First of all, that thing she did with her nose and her eyebrows made her seem like she was a fussy caterpillar....
DIE-HARD TWILIGHT FANS
This group of people is perhaps one of the most annoying groups of all time. If I have to see another girl with a Team Edward t-shirt or another computer graphic that says, “I Heart Boys Who Sparkle”, I am going to vomit. If you’re a guy with one of those Robert Pattinson t-shirts on, I will definitely get my boyfriend to piss on you. After all, he’s Team Jacob.
Anyway, I think it’s...
PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET TWILIGHT
If you called me an obsessed Twilight fan, I would have to beat you over the head with my dearly beloved copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I’m not one of those crazy Twilight people- heavens no. The reason why it bothers me that some people don’t understand the franchise is because there isn’t much to understand.
To those of you who are in the dark about werewolves that are...
SPIRITUAL MUSIC IN A BUILDING OTHER THAN A CHURCH
Imagine this. You’re sitting in a booth at Chick-Fil-A in Kentucky, trying to enjoy your waffle fries, when all of a sudden you hear: “Our God is an awesome God/He reigns from heaven above/with wisdom, power, and love/our God is an awesome God.” And when you look around you to see if anyone else is shocked by the musical venue, you come to notice that no one else is fazed by it.
Yes,...
THE SONG "HEY SOUL SISTER" BY TRAIN
“Meet Virginia” has to be one of my favorite songs of all time. But that was well before Train came out with “Hey, Soul Sister”, which has to be one of the worst and most annoying songs I have ever heard.
It’s overplayed, and (displayed bluntly by the word over) that already makes it annoying. But that stupid, almost country and western twang the singer puts on his voice makes it...
"IS PEPSI OKAY?"
Coke drinkers have all heard this at one time or another. Some restaurants are sacrilegious and money-obsessed enough to do this. They offer Pepsi products, when clearly, Coke is the better choice. Coke drinkers know it. Pepsi drinkers know it. And yet, every time you go to order a Coke at a restaurant that only has Pepsi, you hear the same, three annoying words. “Is Pepsi okay?”
In...
TAYLOR SWIFT
TAYLOR SWIFT
One time, when my mom was checking an eighth grade girl’s paper, she said that she referred to Taylor Swift as her inspiration. Yeah, that’s really touching if you aspire to be a clingy, overly boy crazy, melancholy singer/songwriter. Because when you really look at her, that’s exactly what Taylor Swift is.
All of her songs are about the same two things. If they’re not about being...
MOVIETICKETS.COM COMMERCIALS
MOVIETICKETS.COM COMMERCIALS
Okay, I’ll tell you something, Hugh Hefner’s latest girlfriend and Rob Dierdeck. No one really believes that you have that much trouble getting tickets for the movies. And you want to know another secret? Neither does anyone else.
Seriously, the movies are never sold out (unless it is Harry Potter- then every f’ing ticket must be sold out to...
THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK
THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK
I remember when this show was still The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. When they still lived at the hotel (and it was brand spankin’ new with corny sitcom plots that were still new to our elementary school educated minds), it was kind of a cute idea. Kids loved it, especially because its target audience was measurably ten to twelve-year-olds, and when the show...
TEETH GNASHERS- A BLOG FOR ALL THINGS ANNOYING
We know about annoying, cliche things. Such as nails against a chalkboard, pen clicking, nonstop giggling, etc. But what about those things that are so overlooked, yet we all know just how annoying they truly are?
TEETH GNASHERS is the place where you will find all of these things. Also, you’ll get quite the description of them. Are you ready? You’ll need a pair of earmuffs to block...